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Funniest Stuff Today

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65 episodes

Your daily dose of the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bizarre news stories that somehow happened in real life. Host dives into the weird corners of current events with a conversational style that makes you feel like you're getting the scoop from your funniest friend.

Episodes

E68

The Pancake Incident: How a Small-Town Diner's Decision to Stop Serving Breakfast After 11am Sparked a Yelp War, a Competing Pop-Up Griddle Operation, and One Man's 47-Day Hunger Strike That Mostly Just Involved Him Eating Lunch Somewhere Else

about 2 hours ago

27m


E67

The Great American Roundabout Panic: How a Single Traffic Circle Turned One Town Into a Battlefield of Honking, Petitions, YouTube Tutorial Channels, and at Least One Man Who Now Refuses to Leave His Driveway

Jul. 17

27m


E66

The HOA That Declared War on Wind Chimes: A Subdivision's Descent into Noise Ordinance Vigilantism, Covert Recordings, and the Formation of Two Rival Neighborhood Watch Groups

Jul. 16

27m


E65

The Great Pancake Incident of Millbrook, Ohio: How a Diner's Decision to Stop Serving Breakfast After 11am Sparked a Recall Petition, a Competing Pop-Up Restaurant, and One Man's Quixotic Run for City Council on a Single-Issue Platform

Jul. 15

27m


E64

The Rogue Rooster of Palmetto Pines: How One Escaped Bird Grounded a Florida HOA Meeting for Six Weeks and Accidentally Became a Write-In Candidate

Jul. 14

27m


E63

The Casserole Incident: How One Church Potluck Sign-Up Sheet Divided a Town of 4,000 and Ended Three Friendships

Jul. 11

26m


E62

The Great Airline Armrest Accords: How a Three-Inch Strip of Plastic Became the Most Contested Territory Since the Berlin Wall

Jul. 9

28m


E61

The Casserole Incident: How a Neighborhood Facebook Group Declared War Over a Potluck Signup Sheet, Appointed a Rogue Treasurer, and Somehow Ended Up on Local News

Jul. 7

29m


E60

Soup Season: The Yelp Review That Started a Beef, the Chef Who Clapped Back in ALL CAPS, and the Tiny Connecticut Diner That Accidentally Went Viral for All the Wrong Reasons

Jul. 3

23m


E59

The Great Roundabout Rebellion: How One Traffic Circle Divided a Small Town, Spawned a Facebook Group With 4,000 Members, and Somehow Ended With a Ribbon-Cutting Ceremony Nobody Attended

Jul. 2

23m


E58

The Pancake Incident: How a Mid-Tier Diner in Rural Ohio Accidentally Started a Food Critic Civil War, a GoFundMe, and a Yelp Review That Got Cited in a Local Newspaper Editorial

Jun. 20

26m


E57

The Great Roundabout War: How One Traffic Circle Divided a Town Into Philosophers, Vigilantes, and At Least One Guy Who Now Lives in His Car Out of Protest

Jun. 19

28m


E56

Parking Lot Thunderdome: The Homeowners Association That Accidentally Started a Religion

Jun. 18

26m


E55

Sir, This Is a Wendy's: The Unhinged Week America Argued About Whether Soup Is a Meal

Jun. 17

28m


E54

The Great Beige Uprising: How Millennials Accidentally Declared War on Paint Colors

Jun. 15

17m


E53

The Great Pickle War of Reddit: When Refrigeration Became a Religious Issue

Jun. 14

13m


E52

The Great Sourdough Starter Civil War of Millfield Township

Jun. 13

30m


E51

The Great Doorbell Camera Possum Conspiracy

Jun. 12

23m


E50

The Great Pickle Wars of Facebook Marketplace

Jun. 11

18m


E49

The Great Sourdough Surveillance State

Jun. 10

15m


E48

The Great Pickle Panic of 2024

Jun. 9

22m


E47

The Great Sourdough Custody Battle

Jun. 8

13m


E46

The Great Lasagna Scandal of LinkedIn

Jun. 7

14m


E45

The Great Pickle Liberation of Facebook Marketplace

Jun. 6

16m


E44

The Great Sourdough Starter Custody Battle of Vermont

Jun. 5

17m


E43

The Great Rubber Duck Shortage of Portland

Jun. 4

16m


E42

The Great Pineapple Pizza Peace Summit of 2024

Jun. 3

15m


E41

The Great Neighborhood Gnome War of Maple Street

Jun. 2

15m


E40

The Great Pickle Pepper Panic of Potluck Past

Jun. 1

14m


E39

The Great Sourdough Surveillance State of 2024

May. 31

33m


E38

The Great Pickle Ball Uprising of Florida

May. 30

16m


E37

The Great Sourdough Starter War of Nebraska

May. 29

16m


E36

The Great Milk Crate Shortage of 2023

May. 28

16m


E35

The Great Nextdoor Lasagna Conspiracy

May. 27

20m


E34

The Great Pickle Wars of Wisconsin

May. 26

22m


E33

The Great Sourdough Starter Black Market of 2020

May. 25

16m


E32

The Great Pickle Ball Turf War of Suburban Ohio

May. 24

21m


E31

The Great Sourdough Starter Census Controversy

May. 23

20m


E30

The Great Pickleball Uprising of Suburbia

May. 22

25m


E29

The Great Sourdough Surveillance State of San Francisco

May. 21

21m


E28

The Great Pickle Pickle of East Brunswick

May. 20

24m


E27

The Great Library Shush War of Millerville

May. 12

26m


E26

The Great Pineapple Pizza Peace Summit of Reddit

May. 11

13m


E24

The Great Toilet Paper Orientation Wars of Facebook

May. 9

16m


E23

The Great Banana Bread Conspiracy of Suburbia

May. 8

14m


E22

The Great Pumpkin Spice Restraining Order

May. 7

17m


E20

The Great Sourdough Starter Custody Battle of 2024

May. 5

18m


E19

The Great Nextdoor Peacock War of Suburban Connecticut

May. 4

27m


E18

The Great Pumpkin Spice Shortage of 2023: A LinkedIn Crisis

May. 3

15m


E17

The Great Nextdoor Squirrel Wars of Maple Heights

May. 2

23m


E16

The Great Pickle Jar Conspiracy of Suburbia

May. 1

21m


E15

The Great Sourdough Starter Identity Crisis of 2024

Apr. 30

13m


E14

The Great Neighborhood Flamingo Wars of Facebook

Apr. 29

20m


E13

The Great Pickle Pipeline Conspiracy of TikTok

Apr. 28

16m


E11

The Great Sourdough Starter Custody Battle of NextDoor

Apr. 26

13m


E10

The Great Emu War Reenactment Society Schism

Apr. 25

17m


E9

The Great Canadian Goose Cease and Desist

Apr. 24

15m


E8

The Great Pickle Ball Schism of Arizona

Apr. 23

15m


E7

The Great Sourdough Starter Custody Battle of Vermont

Apr. 22

15m


E6

The Great Pigeon Census War: When Bird Counting Gets Competitive

Apr. 21

15m


E5

The Great Cheddar Heist: When Wisconsin Takes Cheese Security Too Far

Apr. 20

15m


E4

The Great Pickle Panic: When Condiments Become Combat Sports

Apr. 19

14m


E3

The Great Pumpkin Spice Wars: A Tale of Seasonal Supremacy

Apr. 18

20m


E2

The Great Cheese Heist: When Wisconsin Goes Rogue

Apr. 17

21m


E1

Kevin the Peacock vs. Main Street: A Tail of Terror

Apr. 16

33m