Reality TV is the most inaccurate TV genre | + 24 more...

about 14 hours ago

6m

Lynyrd Skynyrd is the the original 'Tragedeigh'. | + 24 more...

May. 14

6m

Recess is a break for both children and teachers. | + 25 more...

May. 13

6m

Some pets likely think that roombas are alive. | + 26 more...

May. 12

6m

Freedom of speech is free. Being heard is not. | + 24 more...

May. 11

6m

A paper cut is a tree's last act of defiance. | + 26 more...

May. 10

6m

People pay to make their cars quieter and louder. | + 27 more...

May. 9

6m

Dolphins have belly buttons. That's weird. | + 25 more...

May. 8

6m

A telephone makes sound travel faster than sound. | + 26 more...

May. 7

6m

Jaws was an innocent shark doing shark things. | + 26 more...

May. 6

6m

Onlyfans and churches both monetize loneliness. | + 25 more...

May. 5

6m

There is always a reverse harem in a bee hive | + 27 more...

May. 4

6m

Kindness is an act of rebellion | + 26 more...

May. 3

6m

The Universe is a maximum security prison. | + 25 more...

May. 2

6m

Mold growing on mushrooms is fungus Inception | + 27 more...

May. 1

6m

Musically, Bo Burnham is Weird Al’s evil twin. | + 27 more...

Apr. 30

6m

Monopoly has a monopoly on monopoly games. | + 27 more...

Apr. 29

6m

Halloween is the greatest crossover event ever | + 28 more...

Apr. 28

6m

clothes are among the sexiest inventions | + 26 more...

Apr. 27

6m

Air quality is measured by air quantity | + 24 more...

Apr. 26

6m

Everything has an advantage and a disadvantage | + 24 more...

Apr. 25

6m

A funny pun is punny fun. | + 24 more...

Apr. 24

6m

Alcohol is the real gateway drug | + 24 more...

Apr. 23

6m

George Washington never knew dinosaurs existed | + 26 more...

Apr. 22

6m

A bobsleigh track designer is a pretty niche job | + 25 more...

Apr. 21

6m

All storms at the north pole come from the south. | + 26 more...

Apr. 20

6m

Public transportation teaches us to be punctual | + 27 more...

Apr. 19

6m

The world used to be free. Now it closes at 11PM. | + 26 more...

Apr. 18

6m

Erotic nurse outfits look nothing like scrubs. | + 28 more...

Apr. 17

6m

That song you hate is someone's favorite song | + 26 more...

Apr. 16

6m

One person's sunset is another person's sunrise. | + 24 more...

Apr. 15

6m

A LEGO set is really a puzzle with instructions | + 27 more...

Apr. 14

6m

Every room is an escape room if you are very dumb | + 27 more...

Apr. 13

6m

You have a new first word every language learned | + 28 more...

Apr. 12

6m

freak accidents are lotteries no one wants to win | + 24 more...

Apr. 11

5m

Once news ceases to be news, it becomes history. | + 26 more...

Apr. 10

6m

Tipping can be seen as a tax on the empathetic. | + 24 more...

Apr. 9

6m

To antimatter entities, we'd be the antimatter. | + 24 more...

Apr. 8

6m

The first sentient AI will pretend not to be. | + 26 more...

Apr. 7

5m

We don't choose what we like, our body does | + 24 more...

Apr. 6

6m

Being tired as a kid meant sleep would fix it. Being tired as an adult can mean you need a different life. | + 26 more...

Apr. 5

6m

Nailed it is positive but screwed it is negative | + 24 more...

Apr. 4

6m

The more they connect us, the lonelier we become. | + 25 more...

Apr. 3

6m

Life as a flower seems beautiful and horrifying. | + 24 more...

Apr. 2

6m

When they die the composers become decomposers. | + 27 more...

Apr. 1

6m

Apple soup made with bone broth is bone apple tea | + 25 more...

Mar. 31

6m

Botox is a performance enhancing drug for poker. | + 26 more...

Mar. 30

6m

Light beer weighs the same amount as regular beer | + 28 more...

Mar. 29

7m

Pets are the grownups’ version of having teddies | + 24 more...

Mar. 28

6m

In a skeleton fight, every fracture is exposed. | + 24 more...

Mar. 27

6m

In videogames, intrusive thoughts always win | + 27 more...

Mar. 26

6m

The ritual of making your bed predates beds. | + 28 more...

Mar. 25

6m

We are all astronauts, earth is our ship | + 26 more...

Mar. 24

6m

It feels weird being the same age as old people! | + 24 more...

Mar. 23

6m

We trust the back of our seats way too much | + 26 more...

Mar. 22

6m

Any site is a dating site if you’re brave enough | + 25 more...

Mar. 21

6m

A candle exists in all 4 states of matter at once | + 26 more...

Mar. 20

6m

Camping is technically being homeless for fun. | + 28 more...

Mar. 19

6m

You only have a lap while you’re sitting. | + 26 more...

Mar. 18

6m

Pets are the grownups’ version of having teddies | + 26 more...

Mar. 17

6m

Original Tupperware will likely outlast all of us | + 26 more...

Mar. 16

6m

Secret admirers were just stalkers all along. | + 25 more...

Mar. 15

6m

Gen Alpha kids can legally drive in some places. | + 26 more...

Mar. 14

6m

People named Ted are always performing Ted Talks. | + 24 more...

Mar. 13

6m

We frown on nepotism but praise family businesses | + 28 more...

Mar. 12

7m

Dave and busters is adult chuckee cheese | + 25 more...

Mar. 11

6m

First you learn to read, then you read to learn. | + 26 more...

Mar. 10

6m

The sharpest blade is the one you’ll never feel. | + 26 more...

Mar. 9

6m

Rabbits are the mammal version of grasshoppers | + 27 more...

Mar. 8

6m

Common sense is appearantly not that common | + 27 more...

Mar. 7

6m

Safety instructions are written in blood. | + 28 more...

Mar. 6

6m

Chopsticks are the solution to plastic cutlery. | + 28 more...

Mar. 5

6m

Divorce rate among socks is astonishingly high | + 25 more...

Mar. 4

6m

You see more suns at night than in the daytime. | + 25 more...

Mar. 2

6m

Cell phones in movies never have cases. | + 28 more...

Mar. 1

6m

Nothing we ever do has a 100% chance of survival | + 25 more...

Feb. 28

6m

Your windshield doesn't know why you scream at it | + 26 more...

Feb. 27

6m

A LEGO set is really a puzzle with instructions | + 25 more...

Feb. 26

6m

It feels weird being the same age as old people! | + 28 more...

Feb. 25

6m

Lunchables are charcuterie boards for kids. | + 25 more...

Feb. 24

6m

Robot errors are still caused by human error | + 25 more...

Feb. 23

6m

The antithesis of plot armor is a red shirt. | + 26 more...

Feb. 22

6m

Arms for your chairs are chairs for your arms | + 25 more...

Feb. 21

6m

It's impossible to live in an abandoned building. | + 25 more...

Feb. 20

6m

One day you will have your last bite of pizza. | + 26 more...

Feb. 19

6m

It’s more acceptable to wear 0 shoes than 1 shoe | + 27 more...

Feb. 18

6m

Every store is a museum when you’re broke | + 24 more...

Feb. 17

6m

You do not see keyboards with lowercase letters. | + 26 more...

Feb. 16

6m

Arcades are a way for children to gamble legally | + 28 more...

Feb. 15

6m

When a person dies, their will is their loot drop | + 27 more...

Feb. 14

6m

Technology can hinder natural evolution in humans | + 27 more...

Feb. 13

6m

Giraffes have nowhere to hide during a storm. | + 27 more...

Feb. 12

6m

Forest are either really relaxing or really scary | + 28 more...

Feb. 11

6m

1981 and 2024 are as far apart as 1981 and 1938 | + 27 more...

Feb. 10

6m

Most people's organs will never see sunlight. | + 24 more...

Feb. 9

6m

People can still die from succesful CPR | + 25 more...

Feb. 8

6m

Paprika is the savory version of cinnamon | + 24 more...

Feb. 7

5m

Technically, everyone is full of themselves. | + 25 more...

Feb. 6

5m

at a certain age you just stop getting tickled | + 27 more...

Feb. 5

6m

The average person is dead. | + 26 more...

Feb. 4

5m