Fortune Kit
Alex Nichols and Charles Austin cover the least important stories in music.
Episodes
303 - Is It OK to Be a Landlord If You're in a Polucule?
about 10 hours ago
1h 1m
302 - Pussycat Dolls Should Be Bob Dylan's Backup Singers
May. 8
57m
301 - Don't You Wish Your 2nd Wife Was Hot Like Me [Patreon Preview]
May. 1
4m
300 - Your Favoritre Band is a Psyop (ft. John Semley)
Apr. 24
1h 5m
299 - Soulja Girl Baked Potato
Apr. 17
56m
298 - The Devil Went Down to Ft. Campbell, TN [Patreon Preview]
Apr. 3
4m
297 - Tong Hawk
Mar. 27
1h 6m
296 - Heavy Metal P%&@tang
Mar. 20
1h 1m
295 - Viral Refrigerator
Mar. 13
1h 5m
294 - Microgoats [Patreon Preview]
Mar. 6
4m
293 - Alex Calls AI Soulja Boy
Feb. 27
59m
292 - I Don't Know How Many Men's Rap Careers I've Tried to Get Off the Ground
Feb. 20
1h 1m
291 - The Clash Royale Halftime Show
Feb. 13
58m
290 - The Diddy Lama [Patreon Preview]
Feb. 6
5m
289 - James Bond Checks into the James Bond Hotel
Jan. 30
1h 2m
288 - Throw Some Keats on That Bitch
Jan. 23
1h 5m
287 - Yellow-Tinted Glasses
Jan. 16
1h
286 - Humans Shouldn't Listen to Birdslop or Whaleslop
Jan. 9
1h 3m
285 - A Semi-Hollow Guitar is Like a Bag of Chips (You're Paying for Air) [Patreon Preview]
Jan. 2
5m
284 - Do You Think Jerry Garcia Introduced Bob Dylan to Crack?
Dec. 19
1h 7m
283 - Soulja Boy Rap Fighter Beta Early Access
Dec. 12
1h 1m
282 - Alex's Shroom Trip Made Him a Wahhabist [Patreon Preview]
Dec. 5
5m
281 - Elvish Presley
Nov. 28
1h 2m
280 - Macca Got Back
Nov. 21
1h 1m
279 - Never Trust a Politician Who Doesn't Rap
Nov. 14
1h 2m
278 - 2025 SouljaGame Flip Ultimate Gaming Experience Games Entertainment Music Passion [Patreon Preview]
Nov. 7
1m
277 - Building on My Ape
Oct. 31
1h 1m
276 - Touch Grass and Crash Out
Oct. 24
56m
275 - Heaven All 24/7
Oct. 17
1h 7m
274 - The Bill and Synyster Gates Foundation
Oct. 10
1h 2m
273 - Life is Like a Loot Crate (ft. Josiah Hughes & Miles Grimmer) [Patreon Preview]
Oct. 3
3m
272 - War of the Whales
Sep. 26
1h
271 - Stravinsky's Rite of Spring Debut Was Woodstock '13
Sep. 19
1h 6m
270 - Thin Lizzo
Sep. 12
1h
269 - Menthol Buzzball (ft. @tom_on_here) [Patreon Preview]
Sep. 5
2m
268 - Soulja Boy's "Anime" Clears Bob Dylan's "Desolation Row"
Aug. 29
1h 2m
267 - Mancunian Moptops
Aug. 22
1h 2m
266 - Knock Knock Knocking on Dylan's Door
Aug. 15
1h 2m
265 - Lobster is Baby Food Cause You Have to Wear a Bib
Aug. 8
58m
264 - Famous Birthdays Should Be Retired [Patreon Preview]
Aug. 1
2m
263 - First as New Game, Then as New Game+
Jul. 25
1h
262 - Dead & Co. Full John Mayer Cover Set
Jul. 18
1h 2m
261 - The Poochie Effect
Jul. 11
1h 3m
260 - Beyonce Walking Out of 7-Eleven with Eight BuzzBallz [Patreon Preview]
Jul. 4
3m
259 - The Whiskey a Go Go is Like Colonial Williamsburg for Hair Metal
Jun. 20
1h 2m
258 - It's Weezer and It's Weezy
Jun. 13
1h
257 - Kiss the Machine [Patreon Preview]
Jun. 6
3m
256 - Sympathy for Dracula, the Mummy, etc. (ft. Brendan James and Noah Kulwin)
May. 30
1h
255 - The God of Thunder Pretends to Drink Cum
May. 23
1h 1m
254 - Ethical Diddy
May. 16
58m
253 - The Hollywood Walk of Fame Has Predicted Bill Cosby's Impending Demise
May. 9
1h 7m
252 - Money Should Go Bad Like Bread Does [Patreon Preview]
May. 2
3m
251 - Crack Mt. Rushmore
Apr. 25
1h
250 - Dinner with Jay Z University
Apr. 18
1h 1m
249 - Bingeable Moments in the Death of Empire
Apr. 11
1h 2m
248 - Who is Harvesting the Snake Sperm in Jessica Simpson's Vocal Tonic? [Patreon Preview]
Apr. 4
5m
247 - Set Up the Drum
Mar. 28
1h 1m
246 - The Island Boys Slapping Rivers Cuomo's Giant Ass
Mar. 20
1h 1m
245 - We Put an Imagine Dragons MP3 on the Moon
Mar. 14
1h 4m
244 - The Big as Fuck Blue Dot [Patreon Preview]
Mar. 7
8m
243 - Purple Smurf (ft. Spencer & Cole)
Feb. 28
1h 2m
242 - Billie Bean
Feb. 21
58m
241 - The Bryan Adams Benefit for Toilet Etiquette
Feb. 14
59m
240 - A New Kind of Pizzagate [Patreon Preview]
Feb. 7
4m
239 - Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash
Jan. 31
1h 5m
238 - Bigger Than Judas
Jan. 24
1h 1m
237 - CleanBoss / DirtyBoss
Jan. 10
1h 2m
236 - Ticketmaster Should Copyright Clapping [Patreon Preview]
Jan. 3
5m
235 - Proto Mom Rock (ft. Palma)
Dec. 27
1h 10m
234 - Snoopy vs. Osama
Dec. 20
1h
233 - All That Stuff and All This Travel and All This Stuff
Dec. 13
1h 2m
232 - People of All Strips [Patreon Preview]
Dec. 6
5m
231 - I Can't Rock Without My Heavy-Metal Gummies
Nov. 29
1h 4m
230 - Three Harmonicas and the Truth
Nov. 22
57m
229 - 12 Drink Minimum
Nov. 15
1h 1m
228 - Kurt Cobain Would Have Loved DraftKings [Patreon Preview]
Nov. 1
5m
227 - Dan AuerPAC
Oct. 25
56m
226 - Fortune Kit Presented by Triaminic Cold and Cough
Oct. 18
1h 2m
225 - QVC Exclusive Coldplay Toaster
Oct. 11
59m
224 - Problematic Father-Son Age Gap [Patreon Preview]
Oct. 4
3m
223 - Grown Man Saying Dum Diggy Dum Diggy Dum Onstage (ft. Spencer & Cole)
Sep. 27
1h 6m
222 - Three Bears Truthers (ft. Josiah Hughes)
Sep. 17
1h 5m
221 - Lou Reed Riding On a Banana [Patreon Preview]
Sep. 10
4m
220 - Last Resort
Aug. 30
1h
219 - TimBitClout
Aug. 16
1h 2m
218 - Wokeness and the Shrillness Around It Resonates Disproportionately In Politics Today [Preview]
Aug. 9
4m
217 - バナナの道 ~Banana Road~ (ft. Hot Dad)
Aug. 2
1h 12m
216 - Luffy Smoking Newports (ft. Raina Douris)
Jul. 26
1h 4m
215 - Wisconsin State of Mind (ft. Will Menaker & Katherine Krueger)
Jul. 19
1h
214 - Choomwagon [Patreon Preview]
Jul. 10
5m
213 - I'm a Dog Mom
Jun. 28
1h 1m
212 - The Duckies Do (ft. Jokermen)
Jun. 21
1h 4m
211 - Jesus Had Crazy Myrrh Supplies for a Baby
Jun. 14
1h 2m
210 - Garfield NEETs [Patreon Preview]
Jun. 7
4m
209 - Running Up a $500,000 Tab at Dinner with Jay-Z
May. 28
1h 11m
208 - Gone Off That Shit Clinically Proven to Boost Brian Wilson's Mental Function
May. 21
59m
207 - Too Hot for TV
May. 10
1h
206 - The Transformers at the Great Car Rally [Patreon Preview]
May. 3
3m
205 - No One Opaque Faceless Institution Should Have All That Power
Apr. 26
1h 4m
204 - Tuff Titty Rap (ft. Hesse)
Apr. 19
1h 3m